I am a dryer.

I will take your money.

I will dry your cloths.

I may burn your cloths if you leave them in me for too long.

They may burn if you set my temperature too high.

They may also not dry very well, even after 40 minutes.

Or, they may not dry at all.

Go away!

Leave me alone and let me do my work.

Are you deaf?

Can't you hear all this change bouncing around?

Please remember to empty your pockets before you fill me with your cloths.

If I find any paper money I'll be sure and take it as gratitude.

Stare at me at me all you want, I will not cool down until my timer reads 00:00.

See you next week, I'll be here.

Go fuck yourself.