Are you called sundries?

Are you too small to consider?
Are you staring at me when I pee?
What do you do when i'm not in here?
Are you afraid when I turn out the light?
I hope not.
Thank you for cleaning my skin.
Thank you for keeping this room smelling fresh.
If I was a food, you would be the condiments.
I will be sure to use you sparingly, and keep out of direct sunlight and away from flame even though you're not flamable.
See you in the morning, and probably tomorrow night before and after dinner.
Goodnight soap.
Goodnight candle.
Goodnight mouthwash with whitening power.
Goodnight skintimate kiwi strawberry shaving cream.
Goodnight febreeze apple spice and delight air freshener.