Tom Waits Music Hour

A one hour radio show featuring Tom Waits.

Track List:

Misery is the river of the world-Blood Money
Starving in the belly of the whale- Blood money
Jesus gonna be here- Bone Machine
I don't wanna grow up- Bone Machine
Old Shoes- Closing Time
Lucinda/Ain't going down- Glitter and Doom Live
Chocolate Jesus- Mule Variations
Intro to eggs and sausage- Nighthawks at the Diner
Eggs and sausage- Nighthawks at te Diner
Tom Traubert's Blues- Small Change
Step Right up- Small Change
The Earth Died Screaming- Bone Machine

A full Hour of Tom Waits....Enjoy!

Are you called sundries?

Are you too small to consider?
Are you staring at me when I pee?
What do you do when i'm not in here?
Are you afraid when I turn out the light?
I hope not.
Thank you for cleaning my skin.
Thank you for keeping this room smelling fresh.
If I was a food, you would be the condiments.
I will be sure to use you sparingly, and keep out of direct sunlight and away from flame even though you're not flamable.
See you in the morning, and probably tomorrow night before and after dinner.
Goodnight soap.
Goodnight candle.
Goodnight mouthwash with whitening power.
Goodnight skintimate kiwi strawberry shaving cream.
Goodnight febreeze apple spice and delight air freshener.

Bloodshot eyes.

A few days away from the office breeze by like they never even happened.
A blur would have been too much to ask for.

On this, my final night before the big Monday morning drive down those familiar roads all the way to my own personal tomb it seems I have not drank enough despite my double vision.

I should be heading towards a soft place to rest my head, I shouldn't be lighting another cigarette, I shouldn't be wide awake.

I tried to drink as many beers in as little time as possible, I tried to reboot the system.

This doesn't seem to solve the problem anymore.

I'm either back where I started, only dizzier or I'm sick.

No solution.

No rest.

I'll find something to crunch on. I'll draw my blood away from my head without hurting myself.

If this plan turns out a failure, it's off to the medicine cabinet for little plan b's.

Yeah, how I wish. Just a closet full of Tums and toothpaste.

Why is it that the things I hate are the things I become as soon as it's a little easier.

It's funny how easily the little voice I refuse to hear get's drowned out by the dozens of mouthy bad ideas I just can't say no to.

"Will I go outside to suck the fire?" Why yes, I'd love another.

I'll just ignore that faint weeze.

I'll pretend I'm exempt from the human condition and hit the pillow clear headed.

At last a silent moment, at last the quiet colors of a dream.

Floating breath.

Autumn officially ends with the cold wind now chilling the window glass.
I breath out smoke but still I see my breath pass the sensor light and fade away into darkness.
I always wonder if it's warmth carries it higher than the treetops or if it touches the clouds.
Does it circle the earth forever or dissipate and die of the cold?
As midnight crawls into dawn not a lit window can be seen in the surrounding houses.
Silence is Winter's proclamation.
Cold is it's controlling hand.
Darkness is it's atom bomb.
Soon the last leaf will lose it's grip and leave the brittle branch from which it came.
Cracked and dry this shall be it's final resting place.
Til' nothing but dust remains.

Big Bucket of Chicken Redux part II

Come with me

And you'll be

In a world of

Pure imagination

Take a look

And you'll see

Into your imagination

~W. Wonka

The Big Bucket of Chicken Redux Part 2

See part 1 below.

Enjoy!

The Big Bucket of Chicken Redux

Elegance, Class, Two Assholes with microphones.

This is the audio of The Big Bucket of Chicken Redux from the WCWP Homecoming weekend lineup for 2011. Original air date Sunday October 23rd, 2011 6AM-8AM.

This is for all you die hard fans out there...oh, you don't exist?!

This is for our friends and family...and maybe one day..fan..s

If you are not familiar with "The Big Bucket of Chicken" here's a little info.

Kevin McClure and myself like to record ourselves rambling. playing music and occasionally something funny happens. So, basically it's all funny because we have no idea what we're doing, essentially. When ever this occurs you will find some great music taking the place of silence and awkwardness. In this particular installment of TBBOC you will find artists ranging from: Boys Noize, the Suuns, Beastie Boys, The Prodigy, music from the 'Enter the Void' soundtrack, the 'Tron Legacy" soundtrack, Streets of Rage 2 from Sega Genesis and everything else in between.

Highlights from this show:

29:47- Franklin Square sketch/moch TV AD

1:21:53- Ghostbusters audio clip of Mayer's Office scene (outro to LFO-Freak from the Enter the Void soundtrack.)

1:27:17 Lou and Kevin have a bourgeois British tea party.

1:38:56- Tyler Perry's 'One Black Christmas' Sketch/moch radio AD

We at the Big Bucket of Chicken hope you enjoy this show and look forward to recording more for your delight.

I am a dryer.

I will take your money.

I will dry your cloths.

I may burn your cloths if you leave them in me for too long.

They may burn if you set my temperature too high.

They may also not dry very well, even after 40 minutes.

Or, they may not dry at all.

Go away!

Leave me alone and let me do my work.

Are you deaf?

Can't you hear all this change bouncing around?

Please remember to empty your pockets before you fill me with your cloths.

If I find any paper money I'll be sure and take it as gratitude.

Stare at me at me all you want, I will not cool down until my timer reads 00:00.

See you next week, I'll be here.

Go fuck yourself.